Ainsley Hayes: Mr. Tribby? I’d like to do well on this, my first assignment. Any advice you could give me that might point me the way of success would be, by me, appreciated.
Lionel Tribby: <pause> Well not speaking in iambic pentameter might be a step in the right direction.
Ainsley Hayes: Ya.
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